“二战”时(shí )期,盟(⛲)军(jun1 )要实施(shī )安奇(qí )奥登陆计划,迫于对一门叫(🕰)安奇奥大炮的超级武(🥈)器(🐉)的忌惮,要(🏴)派两(🐮)个(🥩)精(jīng )锐特工去摧(cuī )毁这门大(❣)炮(🌗),结(jié )果(📼)两个傻逼被(bèi )派(pài )了去(qù ),最后经过一(🕖)连串(chuàn )搞笑事件,阴(🛹)差阳错的最后完成了任(🥞)务。 片段一:德国人(rén )在北(běi )非(fēi )布置了一个陷阱,准备(bèi )了一幅(🌚)假(📯)的(🚨)防御工事(shì )地图让这二个士兵(bīng )带回(huí )去。他们却阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错的拿走了真(zhēn )的(👓)地图(tú ),最终赢得了战(zhàn )役(🥫)。 片(piàn )段二:他们(😍)化(💠)装成(⛳)管道工潜入德军在意大利的司令(👣)部,给(gěi )(🈁)他们卫(💹)生(💔)间(🏉)的管(🍑)道修(🛎)得乱七八糟(😊),把将军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉开抽屉(🏒)发现一套新(🈺)的军服,于是(⏲)洗(xǐ )头(🔤)洗脸准备换上新军(💸)服的时(🍽)候(hòu )闭(🔞)着眼(yǎn )把脸盆里的(de )脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉(💣)里了(柜子旁(páng )(🏓)边有一个废水桶(tǒng ))。那个将军是(shì )最(👚)主要的(de )一个配角(❓),很有意思。到影片(piàn )结束前(qián )1分(🈺)钟,都(dōu )没有(yǒu )一句台词。最(💕)后说了(🐌)一(🐱)句“谢谢(xiè )”。 片(💨)段三:德军有一门超级大(♊)炮俯视着联(🗒)军(jun1 )(🏆)将(jiāng )要登(dēng )陆(lù )的海滩。这二(èr )个士兵居然(rán )化装(zhuāng )成(🦐)希(xī )特勒(lè )(😻)和(hé )随从,去(qù )视(shì )察大炮,把(👧)大(dà )炮炸(zhà )掉了(le )。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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